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Spooktacular Spirit Animal Giveaway!

27 Oct

Unicorn howling at the Moon

What is your spirit animal? Mine is obviously a unicorn, because they are rare, magical, and slightly tacky.

I want to know…what is YOUR spirit animal, and why? Leave your response and email address in the comments. The most original and creative response will win a taxidermied version of their spirit animal, handmade by me!*

*Not really, but I’ll send you something spirit animal themed in the mail and you will be featured on the blog.

Essays, poems, and audio or video submissions are all encouraged.

Contest ends October 31 at 11:59 pm.

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time for a snack (CONTEST!)

18 Aug

***Leave a comment telling me your favorite snack.I will randomly (not really. I’ll pick whichever one I deem funniest/best/most original/least gross) choose a winner. Winner receives the snack of his or her choice, courtesy of me.Cannot exceed $10. Contest ends 8/25/2011 at 11pm. Limit one entry per person.***

i was wondering
what is your favorite type of snack?

as long as it’s not pickles from a bag
we should be fine
yeah…we’ll probably get along just fine
(unless you’re just a dick in general)

Some people think they’re pretty tasty
I’ve seen people buy them in line at the gas station and i’m always like, “Ew, nasty”
i secretly judge those people
i just don’t get it
what do they enjoy about the pickles
besides that they’re convenient?

one time i asked the owner of the corner store
what was the target demographic for those
he said mainly truckers.

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