A few weeks ago I was at the mall with my friend Isaac (who will hereby be referred to as Fashion Soulmate). We met this kid who worked there. He seemed absolutely miserable (retail will do that to you). We bought him some Sour Patch Kids in a lame attempt to cheer him up. It…kind of worked? Or maybe he was just happy we finally left his store.
Annnnnyway, here’s a silly video of Adam and I goofing around trying to write a song about despondent retail workers.
(very much a work in progress. and before anyone asks: 1.no, i don’t think suicide is something to be taken lightly 2. no, i’m not stoned 3. yes, i do always look like a weird alien/bobblehead doll.shut up. 4. no, the guy in the video is not single. 5.yes, we did write this in ten minutes.)
