this one time, i had a mountain of dishes to wash.
so i thought to myself, “what can i do to avoid all my adult responsibilities?”
hmmm….
i don’t like tv.
that’s not really an option, anyway.
brunch? nah…
(still thinking)
“OH, i know!! i’ll pretend to be regina spektor! and i’ll record a silly song for this boy. yes! yes, this sounds like a brilliant plan!”
so i recorded this:
i (used to) hate twee
(i still hate twee)
but i hate housework even more.
later, kittens.



