***Leave a comment telling me your favorite snack.I will randomly (not really. I’ll pick whichever one I deem funniest/best/most original/least gross) choose a winner. Winner receives the snack of his or her choice, courtesy of me.Cannot exceed $10. Contest ends 8/25/2011 at 11pm. Limit one entry per person.***
i was wondering
what is your favorite type of snack?
as long as it’s not pickles from a bag
we should be fine
yeah…we’ll probably get along just fine
(unless you’re just a dick in general)
Some people think they’re pretty tasty
I’ve seen people buy them in line at the gas station and i’m always like, “Ew, nasty”
i secretly judge those people
i just don’t get it
what do they enjoy about the pickles
besides that they’re convenient?
one time i asked the owner of the corner store
what was the target demographic for those
he said mainly truckers.
My favorite snack has to be Hanky Panky’s. It’s ground beef, spicy sausage, mixed in with melted velveta cheese, parsley, and some other spices, then spread ontop of miniature slices of rye bread, baked in the oven.
goat cseehe is truly one of the healthiest cseehes you can eat…which works because it's so delicious….
My favorite snack is the Luther Burger. If you don’t recognize it by name, it’s a hamburger topped with only bacon and cheese with a key element: the bun is replaced by a Krispy Kreme glazed donut (sliced in half). They’r SO good but are a blessing and a curse considering the calories count. I have to pray to a demon twice a day and do his dark master’s bidding to avoid gaining weight from them.
Im gonna have to say Sweet Potato Homefries, one sweet potato, peeled and diced, boil under slightly tender, drain in colinder and then fry, adding loads of butter and some seasoning salt and black peppeter. Soo yummuy
Damn you Corn
Damn you corn! I don’t get u at times
Do wanna be HIS chips, HER popcorn, or
one of MY cracker barrel dinner sides
I told you how I loved to nibble your bits
Then you go flattening into chips and
Doing this late night movies in a bucket sh–t
I want you on my cob baby please
but how you swish around different mouths
I don’t wanna be diseased
You better make up your mind
Oh girl you’re such a tease
You know those buttery little niblets make
me weak in the knees
Said she’d would listen to my
pleas and make me happy tonight
at dinner.
But instead
You showed up off the cob
again as piece of nasty bread
i’d make this a music video to accurately convey my snack love, but i have no camera (the seed of all my problems). hopefully the description will suffice. imagine me from afar, running naked (just picture a naked model because that’s basically what i look like), not running – more like gliding with the elegance of a gazelle – leaping and lingering in the air for a few seconds longer than gravity should allow – large smile on my face, pure bliss – in a field of what you think are beautiful golden wildflowers. as you get closer, you realize that i am also dusted with a yellow-orange substance. you think it’s pollen. your allergies flare up. (product placement: allergy medicine. this will fund the video.) you get closer and hear the gangsta beat drop. i have natural gold teeth stained from my favorite snack. i am somehow now wearing long jean shorts and a white, ribbed tank top. there is a pit bull on a chain in the distance – eating some of the flowers. you realize that the flowers are not flowers at all but glued cheese puffs in the shape of flowers – a botanical garden of cheese puffs. laughing and in love, i do cartwheels and twirl in circles holding my bucket of cheese puffs by it’s super glued pipe cleaner arms, playfully tugging it’s stringy, yarn hair, and gazing into it’s beautiful, black googly eyes. i set my cheese puff lover down and begin to serenade this savory, sultry puff of mine. (to the tune of “da dip” by freak nasty.)
spoken:
this goes out to all the cheese puffs in the world.
especially the offbrands.
it don’t even matter yo’ shape.
it don’t even matter yo’ color.
rap:
i put a cheese puff to my lips
it ain’t no chip, no chip, no chip
i put a cheese puff to my lips
it aint no chip,no chip, no chip
the end.
cp4l.
yay! I am not too late!!!
My all time favorite is baked jalepeno kettle chips and a red bull.
If I cannot have that, avocado + cracked pepper triscuits.
XOXOXO